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“The CIA is going through the stuff…
they found in Osama bin Laden’s compound, including a diary. I didn’t know he had a diary. That is so sweet. They haven’t read the diary yet because they can’t find the little key to open it up.” Craig Ferguson
Trump demanding…
to see Bin Laden death certificate… Albert Brooks
“Tax day is the day that…
Ordinary Americans send their money to Washington, D.C., and wealthy Americans send their money to the Cayman Islands.” Jimmy Kimmel
Nothing you wear…
Is more important than your smile! Connie Stevens
“Germany has pulled its forces…
out of NATO over Libya. When the Germans don’t want to fight and the French do, the whole world is upside down.” Jay Leno
“George Clooney says…
he’s had sex with too many women to ever run for office. He was immediately made Prime Minister of Italy.” Conan O’Brien
Humor is the great thing, the saving thing.
The minute it crops up, all our irritations and resentments slip away and a sunny spirit takes their place. Mark Twain
“The big rumor:
Sarah Palin said she may run for president. I understand there’s an opening in Egypt.” Jay Leno
Any fool can criticize,
condemn, and complain – and most fools do. Dale Carnegie
