Laughing faces do not mean…
That there is absense of sorrow. It means that they have the ability to deal with it.
Artikelen met het trefwoord quote
“A man jumped the White House fence,
but after a brief chase, the Secret Service was able to talk President Obama into coming back and finishing his term.” Conan O’Brien
“President Obama’s uncle has been arrested on suspicion of drunk driving.”
“How sad is it for the uncle? He got thrown in jail and the only relative he could call for bail money is $14 trillion in debt.” Jay Leno
For every minute you are angry…
You lose sixty seconds of happiness. Ralph Waldo Emerson
“President Obama may have…
to cancel his 50th birthday party because of the debt limit crisis. The Republicans won’t even let Obama raise his age.” Conan O’Brien
Don’t cry because it’s over.
Smile because it happened. Dr. Seuss
“Well, several congressmen have filed a lawsuit…
against President Obama for getting us involved in Libya. They claim Obama got the U.S. in a Middle East war without authorization from Congress. To which Dick Cheney and Bush said, ‘You can get sued for that?’” Jay Leno
“A recent study found that today’s fathers…
spend twice as much time with their kids as fathers in 1960. Meanwhile, the study found that Arnold Schwarzenegger spends time with twice as many kids as he did three weeks ago.” Jimmy Fallon
“In New York City, Sarah Palin had a meeting with Donald Trump.
Now, experts say if those two joined forces on a presidential ticket it would be the greatest gift ever given to comedy.” Craig Ferguson
“Someone made a two-hour documentary about Sarah Palin’s political life.
In case you’re interested in watching a movie that’s longer than Palin’s actual political life…’” Jimmy Fallon
