“President Obama’s uncle has been arrested on suspicion of drunk driving.”
“How sad is it for the uncle? He got thrown in jail and the only relative he could call for bail money is $14 trillion in debt.” Jay Leno
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“Well, several congressmen have filed a lawsuit…
against President Obama for getting us involved in Libya. They claim Obama got the U.S. in a Middle East war without authorization from Congress. To which Dick Cheney and Bush said, ‘You can get sued for that?’” Jay Leno
“Germany has pulled its forces…
out of NATO over Libya. When the Germans don’t want to fight and the French do, the whole world is upside down.” Jay Leno
“The big rumor:
Sarah Palin said she may run for president. I understand there’s an opening in Egypt.” Jay Leno
“In the Delaware Republican U.S. Senate primary,
Tea Party candidate Christine O’Donnell won a huge upset. Interesting woman, very conservative. She has come out against masturbation. So not only is she against politicians putting their hands in our pockets, she’s against you putting your hands in your own pockets as well.” Jay Leno
“According to a poll, only 24 percent of Americans….
strongly approve of the job President Obama is doing. In fact, you know where President Obama was when he got these poll numbers. He was on Air Force One. As soon as he got the numbers, he cursed out the voters, grabbed a few beers, and slid down the slide. ‘I’m outta here!’” Jay Leno
“How can Meg Whitman be governor of California?
You know, she has not been in one single ‘Terminator’ movie.” Jay Leno
“Well, folks, Sarah Palin has admitted….
she tried marijuana several years ago, but she did not like it. She said it distorted her perceptions, impaired her thinking, and she’s hoping that the effects will eventually wear off.” Jay Leno
“Today was President Obama’s 100th day in office….
Isn’t that amazing? Actually, when you think about it, George W. Bush was president for eight years, and he never came close to spending 100 days in the office. So, we’re way ahead.” Jay Leno
“President Obama met the Queen of England, and….
gave her an iPod as a gift. When British Prime Minister Gordon Brown was here, Obama gave him a DVD box set. So, it looks like he’s saving the big gift, the Nintendo, for the Pope.” Jay Leno
